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Christmas Jokes
by TJMum @ 2007-11-30 - 16:19:26

I just had to copy these from theholidayspot.com - it's just like opening Christmas crackers early! Enjoy.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !

What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !

What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !

Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !

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MrFlightyMrFlighty [Member]
2007-11-30 @ 17:55

You need to wearing a silly paper hat whilst groaning, sorry laughing, at these!
Have a good weekend.

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TJMumTJMum [Member]
http://www.ecoready.info
2007-12-06 @ 16:35

Well, what can I say? My sense of humour has obviously deteriorated since having kids! I'll be laughing at the 'knock knock' jokes soon!

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happy28happy28 pro
2007-11-30 @ 20:35

These are awful! Thank goodness there are a few more weeks til xmas as I wont start buying til the week after next.
x

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TJMumTJMum [Member]
http://www.ecoready.info
2007-12-06 @ 16:39

I gave up on shopping - with one in a pushchair and the other hanging from his reins I decided that internet shopping was far easier, and warmer! Plus all the bus fares I've saved.

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